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STEVEN LUNN

Published on 21/10/2014

STEVEN LUNN

STEVEN LUNN 30.06.1967 - 20.10.2009 STEVEN'S WORK God locked the pearly gates last night And at midnight cancelled all the flights, There is no way to get to Heaven today He shut all his churches and took the angels away. God handed in his notice and gave it all in, He no longer felt the job was for him. He has sacked all the vicars, monks and the priests, Burnt all the bibles and the choir song sheets. He put Heaven up for sale to move to a new place Far across the universe on the other side of space. In the letter he left he gave this reason why, It seemed there was no one good left waiting to die. Trade was bad and costs were sky high, The devil had got all the souls that he could With an offer that sounded too good. The devil had offered unlimited sins, With no payment required until you die God can't match a promise he knew was a lie. The devil now controls all the souls on our earth, God moved away for a new rebirth. Now vice and sin is the new in thing, But the price we will pay for our new freedom Will be the total of God's Kingdom. .


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