Basildon Mayor's consort John Handley's "Walter Mitty" life

John Handley leads last year's Remebrance Sunday parade with mayor Mo Larkin

John Handley leads last year's Remebrance Sunday parade with mayor Mo Larkin

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AS BASILDON mayor Mo Larkin’s consort Dr John Handley rubs shoulders with celebrities, politicians, and dignitaries.

The couple represent the borough at civic functions, where he tells stories of life as a legal expert, international diplomat, and war hero.

He has been photographed with singer Will Young and football legend Sir Geoff Hurst, all through his relationship with the mayor.

Yet, the Echo can expose him as a “Walter Mitty” character with no military service, recognised law qualification, or diplomatic experience.

Mr Handley, 66, of Eastern Esplanade, Southend, is in fact a former TV repair man now running a cleaning business.

Yet he has led Remembrance Sunday parades with Mrs Larkin, including last year when he saluted next to Army veteran and BillericayMP John Baron.

A Royal Navy spokeswoman said: “We have no records for this individual.”

Nigel Smith, Basildon Labour group leader, said: “It is disgusting he could say he is a distinguished person and war hero.

“He and the mayor have led me to believe as recently as July he was a naval officer, worked with the United Nations, Foreign Office and Tony Blair and still exchanges Christmas presents with David Miliband.”

He claims to have aided the peace process in Palestine, since being injured in “friendly fire”

during Royal Navy service in the 1990s Gulf War.

Yet there wasno trace of him as a diplomat at the UN or Foreign Office, or working for Mr Blair.

Mr Smith added: “Mr Handley seems to have certain privileges, attend certain events and is on first name terms with the chief executive. If we can’t believe a word he says it calls what the mayor has said about him into question.”

He drives the mayor to events and he says it saves the taxpayer as she claims no expenses for mileage.

Through driving the mayor, he has enjoyed trips to Basildon’s twin town Meaux in France, with accommodation and food provided as hospitality.

Meals and shows have been bought for him by organisations welcoming the mayor to local events. “Dr Handley” has been thanked for his work as consort during full council by Mrs Larkin, council leader Tony Ball and former council leader Malcolm Buckley.

He even claims to have tried to influence Mr Ball against axing a hot meals service in elderly day centres.

A council spokesman said: “Although Mr Handley has no official council position, we recognise as the mayor’s partner he has supported her and helped her carry out a very considerable amount of good work.

“Allegations being levelled at him are a private matter. They are not related to council policies and should therefore in no way reflect on its reputation.”

Mr Ball added: “It is disingenuous if someone has made up their military service, but I can assure John Handley has no influence over council policy.”

When told the Royal Navy had no record of him, Mr handley said: “No they won’t have. That’s why I don’t go public. But I’m not going to go into it. Whose business is it really?”

He later said reluctantly, that after he graduated as an engineer, the Royal Navy wanted him to join to develop equipment, but being a Jehovah’s Witness prevented this as the religion disowns anyone in the military.

To allow him to join without his congregation’s knowledge, and even behind his family’s back, he said the US and Royal navies had colluded with him.

He said he joined the US Navy and was seconded to the Royal Navy, so all records were in the US, but destroyed when he left.

He said: “Mo questioned me before when I first met her and I had to show her evidence of what went on.”

He produced an e-mail on his laptop he said was sent to him three years ago to prove his service to Mrs Larkin, claiming it was from a man who served with him in the US in 1992, but had since died.

He said running a cleaning firm did not prevent his “diplomatic” work, but refused to discuss any specific roles.

A Royal Navy spokeswoman said: “The Royal Navy would not collude with anyone. It would not be in the interests of the service. Under no circumstances would there be any agreement to destroy records.”

Mrs Larkin said she understood Mr Handley was already going through a divorce when she met him in 2006.

She added: “I did not even know he was a Jehovah’sWitness, but he has explained to me why there is no record of him in the Navy and I have accepted that. I know someone who was in the SAS and there was no record of them. He has now showed me his Ashley University paperwork and I am happy this is genuine.”

Asked about his remarks about working with the UN, Foreign Office and President Obama, she said: “I don’t know everything he gets up to – I don’t live with him – but I told him to stop the tweets.”

To buy a copy of the full three-page investigation published in the Echo on November 5, 2013 call newspaper sales on 01268 469339.

If you received legal advice from Mr Handley email jon.austin@nqe.com or call him on 01268 469304.

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11:41am Tue 5 Nov 13

Clifford Close says...

Superb
Superb Clifford Close
  • Score: 17

12:03pm Tue 5 Nov 13

reg reg says...

Clifford Close wrote:
Superb
oh my word
legal expert, international diplomat, and war hero.
TV repair man
more like radio rental .
donatella versace is going to have to find a new James bond
priceless
[quote][p][bold]Clifford Close[/bold] wrote: Superb[/p][/quote]oh my word legal expert, international diplomat, and war hero. TV repair man more like radio rental . donatella versace is going to have to find a new James bond priceless reg reg
  • Score: 19

12:34pm Tue 5 Nov 13

DogsMessInLeigh says...

But is he still a Doctor..?
But is he still a Doctor..? DogsMessInLeigh
  • Score: 17

1:08pm Tue 5 Nov 13

DogsMessInLeigh says...

I bet Will Young Feels such a fool.
I bet Will Young Feels such a fool. DogsMessInLeigh
  • Score: 14

2:29pm Tue 5 Nov 13

RichardAC says...

a great read. Well worth 65p
a great read. Well worth 65p RichardAC
  • Score: 14

4:33pm Tue 5 Nov 13

TheWizzard says...

DogsMessInLeigh wrote:
But is he still a Doctor..?
According the the echo he is a retired tv repairman and now runs a cleaning company, all what he has claimed to be seems to be a lie
[quote][p][bold]DogsMessInLeigh[/bold] wrote: But is he still a Doctor..?[/p][/quote]According the the echo he is a retired tv repairman and now runs a cleaning company, all what he has claimed to be seems to be a lie TheWizzard
  • Score: 13

6:10pm Tue 5 Nov 13

Spyglass says...

DogsMessInLeigh wrote:
But is he still a Doctor..?
maybe he is a Dr that travels through time and space in a blue box

in his mind
[quote][p][bold]DogsMessInLeigh[/bold] wrote: But is he still a Doctor..?[/p][/quote]maybe he is a Dr that travels through time and space in a blue box in his mind Spyglass
  • Score: 18

9:19pm Tue 5 Nov 13

DogsMessInLeigh says...

Spyglass wrote:
DogsMessInLeigh wrote:
But is he still a Doctor..?
maybe he is a Dr that travels through time and space in a blue box

in his mind
Who..?
[quote][p][bold]Spyglass[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]DogsMessInLeigh[/bold] wrote: But is he still a Doctor..?[/p][/quote]maybe he is a Dr that travels through time and space in a blue box in his mind[/p][/quote]Who..? DogsMessInLeigh
  • Score: 15

9:53am Wed 6 Nov 13

Squirm says...

Shows a lot about Larkin's judgement and the people who put her in place. There is something particularly disgusting about a man who impersonates an officer swanning about in various parades. Did he ever receive expenses?
Shows a lot about Larkin's judgement and the people who put her in place. There is something particularly disgusting about a man who impersonates an officer swanning about in various parades. Did he ever receive expenses? Squirm
  • Score: 16

10:42am Wed 6 Nov 13

mikereallycareshedoeshedoes says...

I have been unable to find and records of a JH cleaning company. I assume this man will be arrested in the light of his numerous deceptions and misrepresentation.
I have been unable to find and records of a JH cleaning company. I assume this man will be arrested in the light of his numerous deceptions and misrepresentation. mikereallycareshedoeshedoes
  • Score: 15

10:57am Wed 6 Nov 13

mikereallycareshedoeshedoes says...

the word "consort" applies to husbands of queens
Whoever these pair are, and the queen appears to be an employee of a car tyre company..they seem to specialise in directly insulting Her Majesties Forces. Handley led last years remembrance parade, and Queen Rubber Tyres was recently caught texting the Consort during yet another mysterious and unqualified appearance as representative for armed forces..How did Miss Tyres become Mayor, I have no recall of a public election for this "non-political" role?
This new appalling insult to the people of Basildon should be the last straw for this Royal Couple..and how come they haven't sneaked away in shame?
If Miss Tyres was taken in by this apparently mentally ill oaf,, are we to believe that she sits as a Magistrate doling out porridge to perpetrators of far less crimes against society. Either she knew, which should mean immediate resignation, or she didn't know, which should mean instant resignation.
the word "consort" applies to husbands of queens Whoever these pair are, and the queen appears to be an employee of a car tyre company..they seem to specialise in directly insulting Her Majesties Forces. Handley led last years remembrance parade, and Queen Rubber Tyres was recently caught texting the Consort during yet another mysterious and unqualified appearance as representative for armed forces..How did Miss Tyres become Mayor, I have no recall of a public election for this "non-political" role? This new appalling insult to the people of Basildon should be the last straw for this Royal Couple..and how come they haven't sneaked away in shame? If Miss Tyres was taken in by this apparently mentally ill oaf,, are we to believe that she sits as a Magistrate doling out porridge to perpetrators of far less crimes against society. Either she knew, which should mean immediate resignation, or she didn't know, which should mean instant resignation. mikereallycareshedoeshedoes
  • Score: 19

11:30am Wed 6 Nov 13

Bernard Manning says...

TheWizzard wrote:
DogsMessInLeigh wrote:
But is he still a Doctor..?
According the the echo he is a retired tv repairman and now runs a cleaning company, all what he has claimed to be seems to be a lie
Perhaps he's the "Rug Doctor".......
[quote][p][bold]TheWizzard[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]DogsMessInLeigh[/bold] wrote: But is he still a Doctor..?[/p][/quote]According the the echo he is a retired tv repairman and now runs a cleaning company, all what he has claimed to be seems to be a lie[/p][/quote]Perhaps he's the "Rug Doctor"....... Bernard Manning
  • Score: 12

11:38am Wed 6 Nov 13

Nowthatsworthknowing says...

Deception at the least, fraud probably, he went to France, expenses paid, he would not have, had he not lied about his past exploits, matter for the Police.
Deception at the least, fraud probably, he went to France, expenses paid, he would not have, had he not lied about his past exploits, matter for the Police. Nowthatsworthknowing
  • Score: 21

12:39pm Wed 6 Nov 13

Sid Wrongen says...

who cares !
who cares ! Sid Wrongen
  • Score: -15

1:07pm Wed 6 Nov 13

Lastlaugh,,. says...

Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm
Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm Lastlaugh,,.
  • Score: -7

1:23pm Wed 6 Nov 13

mikereallycareshedoeshedoes says...

from Wikipedia:
he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer. The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer, appearing in several dictionaries.....

walter mitty didn't have a patch on our very own SleightofHandley.

see also:
Multiple personality DIsorder
Paranoid Schizophenia
Big blubbery fat man syndrome
from Wikipedia: he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer. The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer, appearing in several dictionaries..... walter mitty didn't have a patch on our very own SleightofHandley. see also: Multiple personality DIsorder Paranoid Schizophenia Big blubbery fat man syndrome mikereallycareshedoeshedoes
  • Score: 13

1:44pm Wed 6 Nov 13

mikereallycareshedoeshedoes says...

don't forget the lighter side of extreme public disgrace.....YouTube Camel Toe Mo....for a light hearted merry seasonal look at Mutton/Lamb. Word is theres much more to come! I wouldn't be her for the world!
don't forget the lighter side of extreme public disgrace.....YouTube Camel Toe Mo....for a light hearted merry seasonal look at Mutton/Lamb. Word is theres much more to come! I wouldn't be her for the world! mikereallycareshedoeshedoes
  • Score: 14

3:32pm Wed 6 Nov 13

jayman says...

Ask any military veteran how much fun going on a tour is... ask any Falklands vet how much fun or boast-worthy that campaign was...

seeing how a vast amount of veterans from the Falklands conflict found themselves destitute or riddled with PTSD following the government of the days, lack of support...

not really compatible with this jokers dream world..
Ask any military veteran how much fun going on a tour is... ask any Falklands vet how much fun or boast-worthy that campaign was... seeing how a vast amount of veterans from the Falklands conflict found themselves destitute or riddled with PTSD following the government of the days, lack of support... not really compatible with this jokers dream world.. jayman
  • Score: 15

3:47pm Wed 6 Nov 13

Vange Resident says...

She made it into the Daily Mail! all about her fake "other" hafl, telling lies about who he is.... you would think someone in public office would be a bit more careful huh?
She made it into the Daily Mail! all about her fake "other" hafl, telling lies about who he is.... you would think someone in public office would be a bit more careful huh? Vange Resident
  • Score: 13

4:36pm Wed 6 Nov 13

JerryJ2014 says...

Old internet postings indicate that Handley was once a Minister (elder) at the Ramsgate East Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Old internet postings indicate that Handley was once a Minister (elder) at the Ramsgate East Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses. JerryJ2014
  • Score: 9

5:23pm Wed 6 Nov 13

stropmag's back in town says...

JerryJ2014 wrote:
Old internet postings indicate that Handley was once a Minister (elder) at the Ramsgate East Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.
If this is true it is surely further evidence that the man is delusional. I love the scent of resignation in the evening.
[quote][p][bold]JerryJ2014[/bold] wrote: Old internet postings indicate that Handley was once a Minister (elder) at the Ramsgate East Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.[/p][/quote]If this is true it is surely further evidence that the man is delusional. I love the scent of resignation in the evening. stropmag's back in town
  • Score: 12

5:56pm Wed 6 Nov 13

marshman says...

Oh dear, poor Mo :(
Oh dear, poor Mo :( marshman
  • Score: 9

7:13pm Wed 6 Nov 13

Spyglass says...

DogsMessInLeigh wrote:
Spyglass wrote:
DogsMessInLeigh wrote:
But is he still a Doctor..?
maybe he is a Dr that travels through time and space in a blue box

in his mind
Who..?
The Doctor
[quote][p][bold]DogsMessInLeigh[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Spyglass[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]DogsMessInLeigh[/bold] wrote: But is he still a Doctor..?[/p][/quote]maybe he is a Dr that travels through time and space in a blue box in his mind[/p][/quote]Who..?[/p][/quote]The Doctor Spyglass
  • Score: 7

7:43pm Wed 6 Nov 13

davidburton-sampson says...

Both should be ashamed. She clearly had knowledge of his exploits. Let's hope she resigns before bringing the borough in to further disrepute by showing her face at the Remembrance Sunday service this week!
Both should be ashamed. She clearly had knowledge of his exploits. Let's hope she resigns before bringing the borough in to further disrepute by showing her face at the Remembrance Sunday service this week! davidburton-sampson
  • Score: 12

11:35pm Wed 6 Nov 13

EssexBoy1968 says...

I wonder if he'll turn up on Sunday? Is Mo Larkin really this gullible?
I wonder if he'll turn up on Sunday? Is Mo Larkin really this gullible? EssexBoy1968
  • Score: 10

8:45am Thu 7 Nov 13

Squirm says...

If this woman continues to represent Basildon with the connivance of those who supported her then I hope the electorate remember this at voting time. For too long the place has been run like a corner shop
If this woman continues to represent Basildon with the connivance of those who supported her then I hope the electorate remember this at voting time. For too long the place has been run like a corner shop Squirm
  • Score: 10

1:34pm Thu 7 Nov 13

EthanEdwards says...

OK the reason none of his stories check out is that he was a MI5 Mince Spy the names Pond...Commander Pond...

He was the lone bun man at the Grassy Knoll handing out Jehovahs Witness pamplets in Dec 1963. Upon hearing the shots he leapt up ran faster than all but three of the bullets and stopped JFK from being shot more times than he actually was.
Then he was in China in /Tiannmen Square oiling the treads of the Tanks in 1989 if you look at that famous picture hes on the left holding a can of 3 in 1 oil.
But my favourite episode is where he was just starting his illustrious carreer in 1865. He was in Fords Theatre handing out Popcorn the night Lincoln was shot. When the rumpus started he ran toward the sound of fhe gunfire but was unfortuantely stopped from saving the President as sadly he twisted his ankle on the stairs to the Presidential Box.

He's my hero he is.

A workmate of his said that if you told him you bought a Jag he'd have two and they were bought the day before you. Figures.

Surely other readers must know more about what a glorious past he has had?
OK the reason none of his stories check out is that he was a MI5 Mince Spy the names Pond...Commander Pond... He was the lone bun man at the Grassy Knoll handing out Jehovahs Witness pamplets in Dec 1963. Upon hearing the shots he leapt up ran faster than all but three of the bullets and stopped JFK from being shot more times than he actually was. Then he was in China in /Tiannmen Square oiling the treads of the Tanks in 1989 if you look at that famous picture hes on the left holding a can of 3 in 1 oil. But my favourite episode is where he was just starting his illustrious carreer in 1865. He was in Fords Theatre handing out Popcorn the night Lincoln was shot. When the rumpus started he ran toward the sound of fhe gunfire but was unfortuantely stopped from saving the President as sadly he twisted his ankle on the stairs to the Presidential Box. He's my hero he is. A workmate of his said that if you told him you bought a Jag he'd have two and they were bought the day before you. Figures. Surely other readers must know more about what a glorious past he has had? EthanEdwards
  • Score: 5

3:07pm Thu 7 Nov 13

reg reg says...

i used to drink with him in the navy club he was always telling little anecdotes about the time he and his mate barns Wallace where playing bowls and he came up with the idea how to flood the Nazis into submission
and about cracking the enigma code by giving it to a chimp at London zoo
a friend of his said that's how to do it (eventually) he also got a great new Thespian play out of him
then he went undercover to crack the hooligan problem in football
he had great success (from his elite training)
sorry to bother you but i am a footballist can i leave you this program you don't have to go to the game, just read it. and maybe we can meet up in the pub next week and discuss it .
i used to drink with him in the navy club he was always telling little anecdotes about the time he and his mate barns Wallace where playing bowls and he came up with the idea how to flood the Nazis into submission and about cracking the enigma code by giving it to a chimp at London zoo a friend of his said that's how to do it (eventually) he also got a great new Thespian play out of him then he went undercover to crack the hooligan problem in football he had great success (from his elite training) sorry to bother you but i am a footballist can i leave you this program you don't have to go to the game, just read it. and maybe we can meet up in the pub next week and discuss it . reg reg
  • Score: -2

6:22pm Thu 7 Nov 13

Spyglass says...

I know he had a race against Phineas Fog.
He won. Travelling around the world in 79 days beating Mr Fog by one day

Well Done sir
I know he had a race against Phineas Fog. He won. Travelling around the world in 79 days beating Mr Fog by one day Well Done sir Spyglass
  • Score: 1

8:39pm Thu 7 Nov 13

Rochford Rob says...

Lastlaugh,,. wrote:
Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm
Speaking of people with vivid imaginations and one pops up !

Hello LL how's that burgeoning 'dossier' ??

Sadly, that seam of comedy gold - all stories 'traveller related' no longer allow comments. So this will have to do.
[quote][p][bold]Lastlaugh,,.[/bold] wrote: Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm[/p][/quote]Speaking of people with vivid imaginations and one pops up ! Hello LL how's that burgeoning 'dossier' ?? Sadly, that seam of comedy gold - all stories 'traveller related' no longer allow comments. So this will have to do. Rochford Rob
  • Score: 4

10:38pm Thu 7 Nov 13

TheWizzard says...

He has been photographed with singer Will Young and football legend Sir Geoff Hurst, all through his relationship with the mayor.

The photo in the mail with the couple with will young he was still wearing a wedding ring, so were they having an affair?
He has been photographed with singer Will Young and football legend Sir Geoff Hurst, all through his relationship with the mayor. The photo in the mail with the couple with will young he was still wearing a wedding ring, so were they having an affair? TheWizzard
  • Score: 3

1:22am Fri 8 Nov 13

alanrustle says...

This woman is a disgrace. She should resign AND she should be investigated by the Police. She is a Magistrate for god sake. It's totally unacceptable!

She knew exactly what Handley is all about. She coached him and brought him on. He did her dirty work for her like a bloody lap dog, banding about threats here there and everywhere when she didn't like something said about her.
He might be a deluded old man.. but rest assured Larkin would not be fooled by this guy. She is far too sharp and ruthless. You don't get where she has wangled her self without being a tough, very clever person.

Now what she has done is typical Larkin.. she starts doing the hurt little bird routine and Ball comes running to her rescue.

Ball can force her to stay unwelcome by the people of Basildon for as long as he like.. she and in turn he are a running joke and she will be humiliated wherever she goes. She deserves it, she is spiteful and vindictive.

There will be more embarrassment for Basildon yet to come from this poser.
This woman is a disgrace. She should resign AND she should be investigated by the Police. She is a Magistrate for god sake. It's totally unacceptable! She knew exactly what Handley is all about. She coached him and brought him on. He did her dirty work for her like a bloody lap dog, banding about threats here there and everywhere when she didn't like something said about her. He might be a deluded old man.. but rest assured Larkin would not be fooled by this guy. She is far too sharp and ruthless. You don't get where she has wangled her self without being a tough, very clever person. Now what she has done is typical Larkin.. she starts doing the hurt little bird routine and Ball comes running to her rescue. Ball can force her to stay unwelcome by the people of Basildon for as long as he like.. she and in turn he are a running joke and she will be humiliated wherever she goes. She deserves it, she is spiteful and vindictive. There will be more embarrassment for Basildon yet to come from this poser. alanrustle
  • Score: 9

1:28am Fri 8 Nov 13

alanrustle says...

Oh and is that a Council pin badge he is wearing in one of the photos Mr Ball? Not representing the council then? Somewhere along the line , over the last 6 years, there will be expenses for him. The jag had to be paid for somehow at least.
Oh and is that a Council pin badge he is wearing in one of the photos Mr Ball? Not representing the council then? Somewhere along the line , over the last 6 years, there will be expenses for him. The jag had to be paid for somehow at least. alanrustle
  • Score: 9

1:45am Fri 8 Nov 13

PurfleetShiba says...

He should be arrested. It's illegal if the intention is to deceive or to pretend to be member of armed forces, or a veteran under the Armed Forces Act 2006 (and the previous single service acts that were proceeded by it). It is an indictable offence, which "Dr" Handley would know if he was indeed a legal expert. If the mayor had any sense, she would have already have distanced herself from this fantasist.
He should be arrested. It's illegal if the intention is to deceive or to pretend to be member of armed forces, or a veteran under the Armed Forces Act 2006 (and the previous single service acts that were proceeded by it). It is an indictable offence, which "Dr" Handley would know if he was indeed a legal expert. If the mayor had any sense, she would have already have distanced herself from this fantasist. PurfleetShiba
  • Score: 5

7:47pm Fri 8 Nov 13

GoodBadUgly59 says...

mikereallycareshedoe
shedoes
wrote:
the word "consort" applies to husbands of queens
Whoever these pair are, and the queen appears to be an employee of a car tyre company..they seem to specialise in directly insulting Her Majesties Forces. Handley led last years remembrance parade, and Queen Rubber Tyres was recently caught texting the Consort during yet another mysterious and unqualified appearance as representative for armed forces..How did Miss Tyres become Mayor, I have no recall of a public election for this "non-political" role?
This new appalling insult to the people of Basildon should be the last straw for this Royal Couple..and how come they haven't sneaked away in shame?
If Miss Tyres was taken in by this apparently mentally ill oaf,, are we to believe that she sits as a Magistrate doling out porridge to perpetrators of far less crimes against society. Either she knew, which should mean immediate resignation, or she didn't know, which should mean instant resignation.
'the word "consort" applies to husbands of queens'

It does - but it also applies to the husbands of Mayoresses. If unmarried the correct title is: Escort.

Just saying....
[quote][p][bold]mikereallycareshedoe shedoes[/bold] wrote: the word "consort" applies to husbands of queens Whoever these pair are, and the queen appears to be an employee of a car tyre company..they seem to specialise in directly insulting Her Majesties Forces. Handley led last years remembrance parade, and Queen Rubber Tyres was recently caught texting the Consort during yet another mysterious and unqualified appearance as representative for armed forces..How did Miss Tyres become Mayor, I have no recall of a public election for this "non-political" role? This new appalling insult to the people of Basildon should be the last straw for this Royal Couple..and how come they haven't sneaked away in shame? If Miss Tyres was taken in by this apparently mentally ill oaf,, are we to believe that she sits as a Magistrate doling out porridge to perpetrators of far less crimes against society. Either she knew, which should mean immediate resignation, or she didn't know, which should mean instant resignation.[/p][/quote]'the word "consort" applies to husbands of queens' It does - but it also applies to the husbands of Mayoresses. If unmarried the correct title is: Escort. Just saying.... GoodBadUgly59
  • Score: 0

7:48pm Fri 8 Nov 13

GoodBadUgly59 says...

Lastlaugh,,. wrote:
Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm
Ha!
[quote][p][bold]Lastlaugh,,.[/bold] wrote: Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm[/p][/quote]Ha! GoodBadUgly59
  • Score: 1

2:37pm Sat 9 Nov 13

reg reg says...

lloydmmoore wrote:
my co-worker's step-aunt makes 63 dollar every hour on the internet. She has been unemployed for eight months but last month her pay was 14425 dollar just working on the internet for a few hours. site web... WWW.BUZZ19.COM
are your cut from the same cloth as the man from make believe land
[quote][p][bold]lloydmmoore[/bold] wrote: my co-worker's step-aunt makes 63 dollar every hour on the internet. She has been unemployed for eight months but last month her pay was 14425 dollar just working on the internet for a few hours. site web... WWW.BUZZ19.COM[/p][/quote]are your cut from the same cloth as the man from make believe land reg reg
  • Score: -1

12:25am Sun 10 Nov 13

Lastlaugh,,. says...

Rochford Rob wrote:
Lastlaugh,,. wrote:
Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm
Speaking of people with vivid imaginations and one pops up !

Hello LL how's that burgeoning 'dossier' ??

Sadly, that seam of comedy gold - all stories 'traveller related' no longer allow comments. So this will have to do.
Im sure you, the guy in question and of course Kim would get along admirably..Im sure your antics in your boat and cruising the street with your sailors uniform under your police one and Kims political career would shame this man into silence...He wouldn't be able to compete...You'll know soon enough about what you need to know..

BTW, Have you abused any mentally ill people lately?
[quote][p][bold]Rochford Rob[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lastlaugh,,.[/bold] wrote: Kim, Kim, Kimmmmmmmmmm[/p][/quote]Speaking of people with vivid imaginations and one pops up ! Hello LL how's that burgeoning 'dossier' ?? Sadly, that seam of comedy gold - all stories 'traveller related' no longer allow comments. So this will have to do.[/p][/quote]Im sure you, the guy in question and of course Kim would get along admirably..Im sure your antics in your boat and cruising the street with your sailors uniform under your police one and Kims political career would shame this man into silence...He wouldn't be able to compete...You'll know soon enough about what you need to know.. BTW, Have you abused any mentally ill people lately? Lastlaugh,,.
  • Score: -1

8:23am Sun 10 Nov 13

Rochford Rob says...

Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue.
I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?
Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue. I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it? Rochford Rob
  • Score: -1

2:29pm Sun 10 Nov 13

Lastlaugh,,. says...

Rochford Rob wrote:
Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue.
I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?
Iv been posting here, It seems you have been hiding for a while...the echo will have to explain why they have let you constantly post about "point, laugh and mock" people in a mental institution...your one sicko..and its a dreadful thought that you were once allowed to wear the uniform of a police officer with your racial hate and self-confessed attitude to people in mental asylums...I wonder how many mentally ill people and ethnic minorities suffered at your hands...'verbal confessions' that they denied but your word was taken..Its not beyond believing that cops like you brought in the procedure of all interviews needing to be taped...you are a total disgrace and disgusting individual...even post in reply to you makes me feel tainted..YUK..
[quote][p][bold]Rochford Rob[/bold] wrote: Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue. I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?[/p][/quote]Iv been posting here, It seems you have been hiding for a while...the echo will have to explain why they have let you constantly post about "point, laugh and mock" people in a mental institution...your one sicko..and its a dreadful thought that you were once allowed to wear the uniform of a police officer with your racial hate and self-confessed attitude to people in mental asylums...I wonder how many mentally ill people and ethnic minorities suffered at your hands...'verbal confessions' that they denied but your word was taken..Its not beyond believing that cops like you brought in the procedure of all interviews needing to be taped...you are a total disgrace and disgusting individual...even post in reply to you makes me feel tainted..YUK.. Lastlaugh,,.
  • Score: -2

4:51pm Sun 10 Nov 13

stopmoaning1 says...

Mo Larkin said " I know someone who was in the SAS and there was no record of them"

No you don't Mo. There will always be a service record, it will not necessarily show any attachment to the Special Forces.
Mo Larkin said " I know someone who was in the SAS and there was no record of them" No you don't Mo. There will always be a service record, it will not necessarily show any attachment to the Special Forces. stopmoaning1
  • Score: 10

11:30am Mon 11 Nov 13

Bernard Fatsack says...

Bloke sounds like a real life Mr Ben. This flannel obviously was lapped up by Mo so that speaks volumes for her, dear oh dear....
Bloke sounds like a real life Mr Ben. This flannel obviously was lapped up by Mo so that speaks volumes for her, dear oh dear.... Bernard Fatsack
  • Score: 4

9:22pm Mon 11 Nov 13

Rochford Rob says...

Lastlaugh,,. wrote:
Rochford Rob wrote:
Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue.
I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?
Iv been posting here, It seems you have been hiding for a while...the echo will have to explain why they have let you constantly post about "point, laugh and mock" people in a mental institution...your one sicko..and its a dreadful thought that you were once allowed to wear the uniform of a police officer with your racial hate and self-confessed attitude to people in mental asylums...I wonder how many mentally ill people and ethnic minorities suffered at your hands...'verbal confessions' that they denied but your word was taken..Its not beyond believing that cops like you brought in the procedure of all interviews needing to be taped...you are a total disgrace and disgusting individual...even post in reply to you makes me feel tainted..YUK..
What a vivid imagination you have. You are Mayor Mo's Walter Mitty 'consort' and I claim my £5 !

Christmas is coming so I'd stock up on baco foil if I were you. (There's bound to be a demand (for normal use that is)
[quote][p][bold]Lastlaugh,,.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Rochford Rob[/bold] wrote: Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue. I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?[/p][/quote]Iv been posting here, It seems you have been hiding for a while...the echo will have to explain why they have let you constantly post about "point, laugh and mock" people in a mental institution...your one sicko..and its a dreadful thought that you were once allowed to wear the uniform of a police officer with your racial hate and self-confessed attitude to people in mental asylums...I wonder how many mentally ill people and ethnic minorities suffered at your hands...'verbal confessions' that they denied but your word was taken..Its not beyond believing that cops like you brought in the procedure of all interviews needing to be taped...you are a total disgrace and disgusting individual...even post in reply to you makes me feel tainted..YUK..[/p][/quote]What a vivid imagination you have. You are Mayor Mo's Walter Mitty 'consort' and I claim my £5 ! Christmas is coming so I'd stock up on baco foil if I were you. (There's bound to be a demand (for normal use that is) Rochford Rob
  • Score: 0

10:30pm Mon 11 Nov 13

Lastlaugh,,. says...

Rochford Rob wrote:
Lastlaugh,,. wrote:
Rochford Rob wrote:
Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue.
I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?
Iv been posting here, It seems you have been hiding for a while...the echo will have to explain why they have let you constantly post about "point, laugh and mock" people in a mental institution...your one sicko..and its a dreadful thought that you were once allowed to wear the uniform of a police officer with your racial hate and self-confessed attitude to people in mental asylums...I wonder how many mentally ill people and ethnic minorities suffered at your hands...'verbal confessions' that they denied but your word was taken..Its not beyond believing that cops like you brought in the procedure of all interviews needing to be taped...you are a total disgrace and disgusting individual...even post in reply to you makes me feel tainted..YUK..
What a vivid imagination you have. You are Mayor Mo's Walter Mitty 'consort' and I claim my £5 !

Christmas is coming so I'd stock up on baco foil if I were you. (There's bound to be a demand (for normal use that is)
And thats the proof of your character..Iv saved posts from you stating quite clearly that you would of attend a mental asylum, Bedlam, point at, mock and laugh at! Now you deny it...

"Your honour, he said to me as I arrested him, 'Its a fair cop gov I did it, there'll be no proof cept this ere confession, its why Im telling ya gov" as soon as he had a solicitor in attendance he denied he said it, your honour"

Recognise the script?

Your obsession with bacon foil and cling film is your own business, do you have to hint at your perverted habits? YUK!
[quote][p][bold]Rochford Rob[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lastlaugh,,.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Rochford Rob[/bold] wrote: Not lately no. I've not had many opportunities as you haven't been posting much of late. But now they've let you back out I might continue. I see there's a docco about the Maudsley on TV (the original Bedlam) are you in it?[/p][/quote]Iv been posting here, It seems you have been hiding for a while...the echo will have to explain why they have let you constantly post about "point, laugh and mock" people in a mental institution...your one sicko..and its a dreadful thought that you were once allowed to wear the uniform of a police officer with your racial hate and self-confessed attitude to people in mental asylums...I wonder how many mentally ill people and ethnic minorities suffered at your hands...'verbal confessions' that they denied but your word was taken..Its not beyond believing that cops like you brought in the procedure of all interviews needing to be taped...you are a total disgrace and disgusting individual...even post in reply to you makes me feel tainted..YUK..[/p][/quote]What a vivid imagination you have. You are Mayor Mo's Walter Mitty 'consort' and I claim my £5 ! Christmas is coming so I'd stock up on baco foil if I were you. (There's bound to be a demand (for normal use that is)[/p][/quote]And thats the proof of your character..Iv saved posts from you stating quite clearly that you would of attend a mental asylum, Bedlam, point at, mock and laugh at! Now you deny it... "Your honour, he said to me as I arrested him, 'Its a fair cop gov I did it, there'll be no proof cept this ere confession, its why Im telling ya gov" as soon as he had a solicitor in attendance he denied he said it, your honour" Recognise the script? Your obsession with bacon foil and cling film is your own business, do you have to hint at your perverted habits? YUK! Lastlaugh,,.
  • Score: 0

2:31pm Tue 12 Nov 13

Rochford Rob says...

'Bacon foil' what's that?

You are an imbecile. I'd give Mo a call if I were you as she's dumped one fantasist idiot - there's a vacancy to be filled - you'd be ideal.
'Bacon foil' what's that? You are an imbecile. I'd give Mo a call if I were you as she's dumped one fantasist idiot - there's a vacancy to be filled - you'd be ideal. Rochford Rob
  • Score: 1

2:34pm Tue 12 Nov 13

Rochford Rob says...

'Bacon foil' what's that?

You are an imbecile. I'd give Mo a call if I were you as she's dumped one fantasist idiot - there's a vacancy to be filled - you'd be ideal.

I never denied anything BTW. I was referring to a past tense.

I can't expect a moron like you to understand that though eh?

By the way. it's 'would have' not 'would of'

You really should HAVE gone to school.
'Bacon foil' what's that? You are an imbecile. I'd give Mo a call if I were you as she's dumped one fantasist idiot - there's a vacancy to be filled - you'd be ideal. I never denied anything BTW. I was referring to a past tense. I can't expect a moron like you to understand that though eh? By the way. it's 'would have' not 'would of' You really should HAVE gone to school. Rochford Rob
  • Score: 1

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