Police say valuable jewellery is not safe in the home after three burglaries in Basildon (From Echo)

It always happen's in Basildon WHY !!!

I blame Tony Ball

A dangerous statement for the Ploce to make!

Are the Police saying they cannot cope with the burglary rate ?

Brunning999 wrote:
A dangerous statement for the Ploce to make!

Are the Police saying they cannot cope with the burglary rate ?

probably that they can't cope with the rate of insurance fraud

Let's all take a moment to applaud asbo on another hilarious quip, you see what he did there? He implied insurance fraud is happening at an increased rate therefore that the police are making a indirect admission that they can't keep up with it haha oh asbo, i was eating my dinner but i'm laughing so hard i simply cannot continue! What's next asbo? Make another hysterical comment!

SpaffSpiff84 wrote:
Let's all take a moment to applaud asbo on another hilarious quip, you see what he did there? He implied insurance fraud is happening at an increased rate therefore that the police are making a indirect admission that they can't keep up with it haha oh asbo, i was eating my dinner but i'm laughing so hard i simply cannot continue! What's next asbo? Make another hysterical comment!

don't choke on your alpabetti spaghetti

best place for your valuables is Cash Convertors or anyother of the other High Street Fence operations - that's probably where they'll end up anyway at this rate

beyond the valley of the asbos wrote:

SpaffSpiff84 wrote:
Let's all take a moment to applaud asbo on another hilarious quip, you see what he did there? He implied insurance fraud is happening at an increased rate therefore that the police are making a indirect admission that they can't keep up with it haha oh asbo, i was eating my dinner but i'm laughing so hard i simply cannot continue! What's next asbo? Make another hysterical comment!

don't choke on your alpabetti spaghetti

LOL.

beyond the valley of the asbos wrote:

SpaffSpiff84 wrote:
Let's all take a moment to applaud asbo on another hilarious quip, you see what he did there? He implied insurance fraud is happening at an increased rate therefore that the police are making a indirect admission that they can't keep up with it haha oh asbo, i was eating my dinner but i'm laughing so hard i simply cannot continue! What's next asbo? Make another hysterical comment!

don't choke on your alpabetti spaghetti

Quite witty....for an onanist!

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

beyond the valley of the asbos wrote:

SpaffSpiff84 wrote:
Let's all take a moment to applaud asbo on another hilarious quip, you see what he did there? He implied insurance fraud is happening at an increased rate therefore that the police are making a indirect admission that they can't keep up with it haha oh asbo, i was eating my dinner but i'm laughing so hard i simply cannot continue! What's next asbo? Make another hysterical comment!

don't choke on your alpabetti spaghetti

Quite witty....for an onanist!

you might have to explain that comment to the less learned posters (shankovski and max tool)

If the scum are going to smash your home up looking anyway when you have put all your gold in the bank, you might as well just leave it out on the kitchen table. At least then the rest of your home will be left alone.

Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

don't worry. your xmas cracker bling's probably safe

beyond the valley of the asbos wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

don't worry. your xmas cracker bling's probably safe

Isn't tom for fools....

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

beyond the valley of the asbos wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

don't worry. your xmas cracker bling's probably safe

Isn't tom for fools....

don't get it. must be liberal humour

Best place to hide valuables when your out is in the oven.

Basildon.lad.21 wrote:
Best place to hide valuables when your out is in the oven.

Oven that is noted down.... just need your address now please

Basildon.lad.21 wrote:
Best place to hide valuables when your out is in the oven.

How do you get a 50in Tv into the an oven?

E-Types... wrote:

Basildon.lad.21 wrote:
Best place to hide valuables when your out is in the oven.

How do you get a 50in Tv into the an oven?

They can have the TV. Most things on there is just a loads of sh!T now adays.

As a victim of burglary in the area back in January I actually can't praise the police enough. Sometimes people don't have a right to put the security on the property they want - I am a private tenant and living in a single glazed property made my house more of a target even though we had a burglar alarm. All people can do is create obstacles for burglars but ultimately if they want to get in they will do, and you can't stop the damage they cause. But ultimately goods can be replaced - it's the mental trauma that a burglary causes. I still don't sleep properly despite our landlord now putting double glazing in and ramping up the security in the house (I'm lucky as most landlords wouldn't care). I can't praise the police enough though in Basildon as they have been supportive throughout and they actually caught the bloke who stole my stuff because they found it on a house raid. Stupid fool didn't empty out my handbag which had my business cards in it. Identified it straight back to me and he will be on trial in October. Shame the justice in the country probably won't do anything but at least the police did everything they could.

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Basildon.lad.21 wrote:
Best place to hide valuables when your out is in the oven.

Great idea. Make them too hot to handle !

I always hide my stash in the freezer rolled up in foil like it's a sausage. Only danger is I come home stoned one night and fancy a fry-up.

95% of crime is committed by 1% of the population so bring back the Daleks and extiminate them!

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Surely, responsibility for ones own property/person shouldn't be forsaken because of the possible *irresponsibility* (and what might happen) to Joe Bloggs down the road....

Brunning999 wrote:
95% of crime is committed by 1% of the population so bring back the Daleks and extiminate them!

Wasn't the Daleks considered criminal?

I only ask the question because im sitting eating my lunch and its raining

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Surely, responsibility for ones own property/person shouldn't be forsaken because of the possible *irresponsibility* (and what might happen) to Joe Bloggs down the road....

My social conscience certainly wouldn't allow me to consider securing my valuables in such a way as to disadvantage my neighbours. I would gladly sacrifice what I have in order that those around me may keep what little they have.Solidarity is the name of the game. In the words of my lovely wife Marey, "Workhorses of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your goldy looking reins".
;-)

P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)

E-Types... wrote:

Brunning999 wrote:
95% of crime is committed by 1% of the population so bring back the Daleks and extiminate them!

Wasn't the Daleks considered criminal?

I only ask the question because im sitting eating my lunch and its raining

You are right, Daleks are intergalactic crims but I think the man Brunning is joking. My mate Dave next door is a local crim, not intergalactic but hes not a bad bloke really. He knows where I keeps my stash but no way am I woried. He may be a crim (well, he is) but he's no grass and he wouldnt nick my grass either.

Druggie Scumbag wrote:

E-Types... wrote:

Brunning999 wrote:
95% of crime is committed by 1% of the population so bring back the Daleks and extiminate them!

Wasn't the Daleks considered criminal?

I only ask the question because im sitting eating my lunch and its raining

You are right, Daleks are intergalactic crims but I think the man Brunning is joking. My mate Dave next door is a local crim, not intergalactic but hes not a bad bloke really. He knows where I keeps my stash but no way am I woried. He may be a crim (well, he is) but he's no grass and he wouldnt nick my grass either.

Tolerance among neighbours is always a good thing.

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Surely, responsibility for ones own property/person shouldn't be forsaken because of the possible *irresponsibility* (and what might happen) to Joe Bloggs down the road....

My social conscience certainly wouldn't allow me to consider securing my valuables in such a way as to disadvantage my neighbours. I would gladly sacrifice what I have in order that those around me may keep what little they have.Solidarity is the name of the game. In the words of my lovely wife Marey, "Workhorses of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your goldy looking reins".
;-)

P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)

'P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)'

If it's good enough for James Bond....

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Surely, responsibility for ones own property/person shouldn't be forsaken because of the possible *irresponsibility* (and what might happen) to Joe Bloggs down the road....

My social conscience certainly wouldn't allow me to consider securing my valuables in such a way as to disadvantage my neighbours. I would gladly sacrifice what I have in order that those around me may keep what little they have.Solidarity is the name of the game. In the words of my lovely wife Marey, "Workhorses of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your goldy looking reins".
;-)

P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)

'P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)'

If it's good enough for James Bond....

Just for the record: I've had the same username from the start!

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Surely, responsibility for ones own property/person shouldn't be forsaken because of the possible *irresponsibility* (and what might happen) to Joe Bloggs down the road....

My social conscience certainly wouldn't allow me to consider securing my valuables in such a way as to disadvantage my neighbours. I would gladly sacrifice what I have in order that those around me may keep what little they have.Solidarity is the name of the game. In the words of my lovely wife Marey, "Workhorses of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your goldy looking reins".
;-)

P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)

'P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)'

If it's good enough for James Bond....

Just for the record: I've had the same username from the start!

My apologies then. Must be my specs !

James Bond ? Oh, I see what you've done there. Clever ! LOL.

Btw, Soouthchurch, what makes you think asbo is a musician ?

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:

muffindamule wrote:

Soouthchurch59 wrote:
Instead of scaremongering, perhaps the rozzers should put more effort into advising people of the type of security needed to convince Bob The Burglar to take his intentions elsewhere!

That wouldn't be fair on those living elsewhere !

Surely, responsibility for ones own property/person shouldn't be forsaken because of the possible *irresponsibility* (and what might happen) to Joe Bloggs down the road....

My social conscience certainly wouldn't allow me to consider securing my valuables in such a way as to disadvantage my neighbours. I would gladly sacrifice what I have in order that those around me may keep what little they have.Solidarity is the name of the game. In the words of my lovely wife Marey, "Workhorses of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your goldy looking reins".
;-)

P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)

'P.S. I think you may be an imposter as I notice you spell Southchurch with two Os. Naughty,naughty ! (Muffin wags finger...)'

If it's good enough for James Bond....

Just for the record: I've had the same username from the start!

My apologies then. Must be my specs !

James Bond ? Oh, I see what you've done there. Clever ! LOL.

No problem. Hands up to the fact that it was *my* error in the first place!

Druggie Scumbag wrote:
I always hide my stash in the freezer rolled up in foil like it's a sausage. Only danger is I come home stoned one night and fancy a fry-up.

Hello Druggie, you seem like an affable fellow. I'm rather partial to a breakfast sausage after my morning swim. What's your address?

chief-constable wrote:

Druggie Scumbag wrote:
I always hide my stash in the freezer rolled up in foil like it's a sausage. Only danger is I come home stoned one night and fancy a fry-up.

Hello Druggie, you seem like an affable fellow. I'm rather partial to a breakfast sausage after my morning swim. What's your address?

I may be stupid but Im not thathat stupid

Druggie Scumbag wrote:

chief-constable wrote:

Druggie Scumbag wrote:
I always hide my stash in the freezer rolled up in foil like it's a sausage. Only danger is I come home stoned one night and fancy a fry-up.

Hello Druggie, you seem like an affable fellow. I'm rather partial to a breakfast sausage after my morning swim. What's your address?

I may be stupid but Im not thathat stupid

Now now.. you mustn't be that hard on yourself...dont put yourself down...of course you are!

Not on to tell us what we may or may not keep in our own homes.
The answer as they well know is not just to catch these burglars but stop them from re-offending and that means tough sentencing. Everybody knows it. just do it. When it stops re-offending there will be spaces in the jails.