l My bad habits: I never clean my boots. I pass it off as superstition and say I don’t wash them until we lose but I’m just lazy.

l My superstitions: I don’t clean my boots if we are winning!

l Closest ally: I am close to Whitey (James White) but I consider (chairman) Ant Smith and the committee friends.

l Best trainer: Sam Collins loves it. Always there first and last.

l Worst trainer: They would say me but I am going to say Whitey if things don’t go his way. He is not as good a trainer as he is player.

l Worst gear: Rob Girdlestone. Rascal clobber. It is just awful.

l Bad barnet: Jay Dowie has gone for the Kevin Bacon look.

l Dressing room DJ: Varies - Miki Hood or Jack Lampe. Hoody thinks he is gangster but he’s not. Lampe’s is better but it’s not my style!

l Longest in front of the mirror: Rob Girdlestone has to have his hair on point.

l Longest in the shower: Marvin Ekpiteta.