So if you’re reading this, the internet hasn’t blown up yet. It seems like it’s about to though with the launch of the new Star Wars The Force Awakens trailer.
They’ve not given much away but there’s definitely one thing that’s standing out to everyone who’s seen it. That crazy/bad/dangerous lightsaber, unlike any lightsaber we’ve ever seen.
There was this truthful statement
This observation. We think it’s a hilt though… not an extra couple of weapons
This person gets it
And this is the truth
Although it would be cool to have lightsabers on lightsabers on lightsabers
Like, really cool
But does he need a hilt?
There was this terrifying idea
We definitely disagree about Jar Jar Binks but yes on lightsaber
There is every chance of this happening
This… is weird but kind of understandable? WE SAID KIND OF
And this is even weirder. Lick a lightsaber?! You crazy kids
Space vampires… there’s an idea
Overall though
Zhuuuuun. Zhuuuuuuuuuuun. Zhuuuun. *slices hand*
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