YOU couldn't make it up.Dinky little modesty doors will be fitted to Southend's night-time urinals.
They will protect those who lose track of which way they are pointing.
This will apply to girls as well - they sometimes attempt to use the urinals as well, this being the age of equality, of course.
Now all that's needed, Southend Council please note, is a self-righting device.
It is required for all those who, to judge by the appearance of the street next morning, try to relieve themselves while standing on their heads.
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